1 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:19,354 P.O. BOX TINTO BRASS 2 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:27,046 Dear Tinto, my name is Milena. 3 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,340 I am 19 years old and my boyfriend is named Dario. 4 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:33,052 A few weeks ago, something odd happened to me. 5 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,055 I'd like to tell you about it and find out what you think. 6 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:40,059 Not because I feel guilty about it, but because I like you 7 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:44,063 and I'm sure you understand certain things. 8 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:47,066 We were at the beach, 9 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,320 looking around for a quiet spot where we could make out. 10 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:57,053 Only then did I realize that we weren't alone. 11 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:06,020 If I told Dario, he'd want to go somewhere else 12 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:10,817 and maybe wouldn't approve of those glances that were exciting me. 13 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,771 The idea of being watched by them made me bolder, 14 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,982 almost shameless. 15 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,222 - I'd have put money on it. - What? 16 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:31,058 That Dario knew all along. 17 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,685 You're very naughty. 18 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,645 Look who's talking! 19 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:36,522 Would you do something like that? 20 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:40,443 - Certainly not! - Don't you think it's fun? 21 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,446 Yes, but my boyfriend wouldn't. 22 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:48,075 What's he got to do with it? You don't have to do it with him. 23 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,620 Really? Who then? 24 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,706 I don't know, you choose. 25 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,918 If it is not with the boyfriend, where is the fun? 26 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,337 And I'm the naughty one? 27 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,673 Tell me the truth. 28 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:04,884 - Ever cheated on him? - My business! 29 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,637 - Other girls tell me. - I don't. 30 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,435 Not even in your head? 31 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:16,228 What's that got to do with it? 32 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,773 You don't cheat on someone in your head. 33 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:23,110 You imagine, dream, fantasize... 34 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,407 Like in your films, right? 35 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:31,619 Sure, like in my films. 36 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,380 Dear Mr. Brass, you're the perfect person to confide in 37 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:46,384 and give advice about what's happening to me. 38 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:50,763 It's a delicate matter, but I'm counting on your discretion. 39 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:54,392 My name is Elena, I'm from Bassano and I'm 28. 40 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:57,405 I've been married to Guido for six years. He's a computer programmer 41 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:58,938 with the town council. 42 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,399 He doesn't earn much but he doesn't want me to work. 43 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:05,486 He prefers me to be a housewife. 44 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:07,863 Is that you Guido? 45 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:12,034 Hi darling. How are things? 46 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,954 Fine, as usual. 47 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:22,670 - How long will it be? - You've got time for a cigarette. 48 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,339 What a perfume! 49 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:28,217 Stop it, you'll make me cut myself! 50 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,387 Seeing you busy in the kitchen makes my hunger grow. 51 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:33,389 Feel how it's growing! 52 00:08:33,723 --> 00:08:35,599 Wash your hands. I'll get that. 53 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:46,777 Hello? 54 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,238 Good evening, Countess. 55 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:51,948 When? 56 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,661 Yes, I think so. 57 00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:58,581 I'll discuss it with my husband. 58 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,667 I don't think there'll be any problems. 59 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,420 All right. 60 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,589 All right. 61 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,676 If I don't call you back, it means everything's okay. 62 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,220 See you tomorrow. 63 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,432 Three o'clock. Fine. 64 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,350 Yes, all right. 65 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,646 Goodbye, Countess. 66 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:38,954 What are these? 67 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:42,458 - What are they? - I don't know, I've never 68 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,585 used them with my wife! 69 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,960 What do you mean? 70 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,839 Why were they in your purse? 71 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,634 And who did you want to use them with? 72 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,638 No one, what are you thinking? I'd forgotten them. 73 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,767 Some kids gave them to me outside the supermarket. 74 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,562 Let me get this straight. 75 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:07,566 Some kids stop you in the street, and just like that 76 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,902 they give you condoms? 77 00:10:10,236 --> 00:10:13,656 Of course not, stupid. 78 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,867 It was an anti-AIDS campaign. 79 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:20,371 If you made a donation, they gave you these. 80 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:24,125 I didn't even want them because we don't use them 81 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,586 but they insisted and I gave them 10,000 liras. 82 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,255 Did I do wrong? 83 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:34,593 - By doing what? - Helping fight AIDS. 84 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,804 Why didn't you tell me? 85 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:41,142 I forgot about it! Come on, don't be like that. 86 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,437 We shouldn't have secrets, you know that! 87 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,650 By the way, who was on the phone? 88 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:54,530 - Countess Franca -Again? What the hell did she want? 89 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:57,783 - To invite me to Treviso tomorrow. - What? 90 00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:01,495 The usual, she likes the company. 91 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:05,624 She wants my opinion on some antiques she's buying. 92 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:10,588 - Will she pay you? - She always gives me something. 93 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:16,594 Elena... you drive me crazy. 94 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:20,598 You'll have realized the anti-AIDS story wasn't true. 95 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,684 Those condoms were actually the tools of my trade, 96 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:27,771 because I'd been going to Treviso regularly for a few months. 97 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:31,192 There, away from the prying eyes and gossip of Bassano, 98 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,028 in the privacy of Countess Franca's home, 99 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,572 I worked as a "lady of the day". 100 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,372 Bliss! After a week of pig-farming 101 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,583 only two horny sows like you 102 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,627 can get rid of the stink! 103 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,297 Yes, tell me I'm a "sow", I love it! 104 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:57,426 Come, you Swiss sow! Forget your lousy husband! 105 00:11:58,052 --> 00:11:59,595 The power of Italy! 106 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,367 Who do I pay? 107 00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:25,704 You or the Countess? 108 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,334 It's the same to me. Ask Michelle. 109 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:33,545 Bye darling, come back soon. 110 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,110 Michelle is my working name. 111 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,923 I chose it because of the Beatles song 112 00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:00,781 and because French goes down well in the provinces. 113 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,617 All I know about Wanda is that she comes down from 114 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:09,039 Lausanne for a "restorative cure". 115 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,833 What a lovely smell of fucking. 116 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,751 I feel like a new woman. 117 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:18,215 Some people go to Capri or Rimini for a "pick me up", 118 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,427 but I come here to gorge myself on sex. 119 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,390 Away from the kids, Switzerland and my husband. 120 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:30,185 He's a wonderful man, but... ooh! 121 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,981 There are five of us working for the Countess. 122 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:37,026 All for different reasons. I want to indulge the whims 123 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,570 that Guido's salary doesn't allow for. 124 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:44,408 Wanda likes to binge on sex then play the perfect wife. 125 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,660 Irma, the SandM school ma'am 126 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,704 is a divorced mother. 127 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:51,832 Sofía, the Bulgarian, escaped her country. 128 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,002 Lucy, the Lolita, is going to get married soon. 129 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,589 Not long to go now. 130 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,010 And what about after? 131 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,929 I'll stop once I'm married! 132 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,933 - You must be kidding. - Why would I? 133 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,353 Stop, period, end of story! 134 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,316 Bless her! In a few months, let me know 135 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,901 if you still feel the same. 136 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,862 In Bulgaria, to earn what I make here in a week, 137 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,573 I'd have to work for a whole year. 138 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,077 It's fun here, too! Right, Michelle? 139 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:33,082 Well, to satisfy the odd whim. 140 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,725 Oh God, if I need something every now and then... 141 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:56,897 a microwave, a little car to go shopping in... 142 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,982 a vacation in the Maldives! 143 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,236 Why not? Occasionally! 144 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,114 After everything my husband put me through, 145 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,534 I think it's right that men should be punished. 146 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:12,371 And the more you punish them, the happier they are. 147 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,252 Girls, there is a gentleman to see you. 148 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,379 He's a newcomer, make him feel at home. 149 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,632 Is that clear? 150 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:31,014 Please, come in. 151 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,146 Irma. 152 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,898 Lucy. 153 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,859 Wanda. 154 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:45,195 Sophia. 155 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,115 And Michelle. 156 00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,668 Michelle... 157 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,712 Michelle! 158 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,213 Shall we go? 159 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,925 Michelle! 160 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,323 What's up, frozen to the spot? 161 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,538 - Guido... - Guido? My Name's Carlo 162 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,874 - Carlo? - Carlo, yes, Carlo. 163 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,798 What are you waiting for? Strip off! 164 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,228 You're not a shy hooker are you? 165 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,604 No, no. It's just... 166 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:46,066 I get it! You want cash up front. 167 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:54,116 - How much is it? - Usually it's 300,000 liras. 168 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,452 - Good heavens! - What's wrong? 169 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,664 I hope you're worth it. 170 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,047 With or without a condom? 171 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:13,510 With. Without costs 200,000 extra. 172 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,762 - Holy shit! - Oh? 173 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,267 But first of all, like a good hooker, 174 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,103 you'll lick it without. 175 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,940 All right. 176 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,776 Since you insist. 177 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,618 Let's go to the bathroom. 178 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,454 What for? 179 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,874 If I've got to suck it, you've got to wash it off first. 180 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,053 I played along with him. 181 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,639 If Guido was Carlo and didn't recognize me, 182 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,851 I was Michelle and would treat him like a normal client. 183 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,514 Enough! 300,000 lire for this is too much. 184 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,725 - What are you doing? - Something I never did with my wife: 185 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,185 an ass-fuck! 186 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,020 No, Guido, no! 187 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,814 I'm not Guido, I'm Carlo! 188 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,000 I am Carlo. Do you understand, yes or no? Carlo! 189 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:56,196 - Carlo! - Ok, I get it, you're Carlo. 190 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,408 But you can't do it, you can't! 191 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,244 Who'll stop me? 192 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:05,706 I will. You only paid the condom tariff. 193 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,709 Don't worry, I'll pay the balance next time. 194 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,712 I'll be back to see you again, my dear. 195 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,297 Oh yes I will! 196 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,889 In fact, Carlo returned several times to Countess Franca's, 197 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,142 pretending to be a client 198 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,062 eager to perform with Michelle, 199 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,357 the filthy acts he wouldn't dream of with his wife. 200 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,861 Listen: "SandM brothel discovered in Turin. 201 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:39,156 Besides the proprietor, six women were arrested, all first offenders. 202 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,075 Students, shop assistants, 203 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,203 even housewives and mothers. 204 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:49,833 The prices ranged from 500,000 to a million liras." 205 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:56,423 Get it, Elena? While husbands and fathers work like slaves 206 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,092 to bring home a meager wage, 207 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,178 these dirty cows whore around for half a day 208 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,554 and make millions. 209 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:06,850 It really is true. Some women are born whores. 210 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,813 Maybe they do it to stretch the family budget, 211 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:16,109 buy themselves the odd luxury. An innocent whim? 212 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,862 Let's call it innocent! 213 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:24,159 Talking of family budgets, with your job, 214 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,453 couldn't we stretch to a new car? 215 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:31,625 The one we've got is a wreck. 216 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,128 Maybe, you could work some extra days. 217 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,726 We bought a new car, of course. 218 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:53,522 A lovely red Alpha GTV. 219 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:57,317 But, dear Mr. Brass, I'm puzzled by just one thing. 220 00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:00,237 Is Guido really that naive, 221 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,364 or does he just act like it? 222 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,116 Want to hear a good one? 223 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,371 Want to taste something special? 224 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,374 Don't get me dirty. 225 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:19,047 Suck it, use your lips and your teeth a little bit too. 226 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,511 Well done! You're even an expert at sucking asparagus. 227 00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,471 Good girl! 228 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,350 Tasty, a little on the soft side. 229 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,018 But tasty. 230 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,896 Read out the letter. 231 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,986 "Dear Tinto Brass, 232 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,613 I think you're a "voyeur". 233 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,659 Actually, an aesthete "voyeur". 234 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:51,621 This isn't a telling off, just an observation by a girl 235 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,040 who grasps things quickly. 236 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,627 Basically, we all like to be watched and desired 237 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:01,089 and to feel the excitement of eyes upon us. 238 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,091 A heady sensation 239 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,303 that also gives me a delicious feeling of power." 240 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,682 Carry on, sounds interesting. 241 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,893 "I'm 19 and my name is Elisabetta, 242 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,937 but everyone calls me Betta and tells me I'm pretty. 243 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,671 The other day I was sitting in Sutri's Etruscan amphitheater, 244 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,861 reading the guidebook and waiting for my boyfriend 245 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,572 who'd gone to get me a roll. 246 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,227 No one else was there, except for a Japanese tourist 247 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,439 with funny sunglasses that had mirrored lenses. 248 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,889 Even though I couldn't actually see his eyes, 249 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,808 I knew he was looking at me. 250 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,812 I could feel his eyes on my body 251 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,897 and it was turning me on. 252 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,560 It felt like I was at the cinema, sucked into one of your films. 253 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:56,504 I may be a voyeur, but this Betta's a real rascal! 254 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,881 Shall I file it? 255 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,886 Go ahead. 256 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:17,567 Yes, a nice little exhibitionist rascal. 257 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,989 Like all women, she admits it herself. 258 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,323 You believe that? 259 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,510 I always believe in what I see. 260 00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:49,807 Who the hell's that? 261 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,893 Come in! 262 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,607 - Express delivery for Tinto Brass -Thanks. I'll take it. 263 00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:10,286 This one's got plenty to talk about. 264 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:29,180 Dear Mr. Brass, I enclose, with my husband's consent, 265 00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:32,058 these photos and videocassette. 266 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:33,827 We'd like your opinion from an artistic, professional viewpoint 267 00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,091 and also an erotic, sexual one. 268 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,688 I cherish the hope of one day being able to 269 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:40,733 work with you -Shall I deal? 270 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:56,124 - Ready for the second one? - Go! 271 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,169 - Wow! - Let me see! 272 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,757 - He's a scream. - Not bad! 273 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,555 She's grasped what it's about! 274 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,766 - In what way? - The hair under the arms. 275 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,353 Here, look. She knows it shouldn't be shaved. 276 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:21,482 - Pleased? - It's peerless! 277 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:25,570 - If you say so. - Why? Don't you agree? 278 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,531 Do you shave? 279 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:31,451 Sure, like everyone else. 280 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,578 Unfortunately! Everyone who? 281 00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:36,038 The insipid Barbies on TV? 282 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,249 TV addiction, what a disaster! 283 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,418 My name's Renata, I'm 28. 284 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:44,380 I've been married to Piero, 35 for 3 years. He's a chef. 285 00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,924 We don't have children and don't want any just now. 286 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:49,802 We're very busy with an eatery in Romagna 287 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:54,307 that my husband has taken over from it's previous owner. 288 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,851 Our relationship went well at first. We were close 289 00:32:57,185 --> 00:32:58,686 and understood each other sexually. 290 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,856 But little by little, work was brutalizing us 291 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,901 and our sex life became increasingly wretched. 292 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:09,947 So Piero thought photography would be able to give it a boost. 293 00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:15,620 As you can see, our faces aren't shown, 294 00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:17,993 but not out of embarrassment or fear of recognition. 295 00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:20,762 Maybe it's so we could pretend it wasn't us when we looked at them. 296 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,836 It was a fun game, but it didn't last long. 297 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:28,591 It only went a little way towards rekindling the sexual spark. 298 00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:32,303 One day I saw a customer filming his wife, 299 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,847 so I told Piero to buy video equipment. 300 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:39,310 My husband became a maniac... for the camera. 301 00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:41,896 You'll see this from the cassette that we've enclosed. 302 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:45,024 It includes our video and a surprise. 303 00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,578 I want to see it from the start! 304 00:33:57,912 --> 00:34:00,915 Calm down, it's not my fault it wasn't rewound. 305 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:11,175 Images, my dear, need to be dominated, not undergone. 306 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,662 It was my dream 307 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:44,250 to lay the tables and wait on them in the nude. 308 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:47,128 We're closed on Mondays, so my husband and I had fun 309 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,089 playing "The dirty waitress and her filthy customer". 310 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,885 Damn it, I dropped the fork. 311 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,684 You're great, Renata. 312 00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:03,858 What are you doing, sir? What are you touching? 313 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,524 Miss, come and wait on my table! 314 00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:12,653 I'm hungry... what a great shot! 315 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:15,573 Sure, everyone's a director these days. 316 00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,575 But only televisual. 317 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:22,788 You bet. Apart from a few dinosaurs, there are no cinematic ones left. 318 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:37,720 Fresh titties, a delicious dish. 319 00:35:39,722 --> 00:35:42,850 How is it eaten? Renata, you're so appetizing! 320 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,686 I can't stand it anymore. 321 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,064 You're too appetizing. 322 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,316 Where are you going? Come back! 323 00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:02,662 Try it, sir. Try this little oyster. 324 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:10,711 You were right, the lady's grasped it! 325 00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:21,347 Renata! You're a knockout! 326 00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:27,103 - This is where we came in. - Simple, but good. 327 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:30,189 - What? - The lunch idea. 328 00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:33,526 Televisually speaking, you mean. 329 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:37,363 Of course, televisually speaking. 330 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:43,369 Admit that you like watching me, you sex maniac! 331 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:45,413 Yes, I love it! 332 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:49,166 But more than that, I love licking you, gobbling you up! 333 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:08,686 Talented. 334 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:18,487 Quite good. They even edited it. 335 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,366 Sure, give them an Oscar. 336 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,420 Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson in "The Postman Always Rings Twice." 337 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,329 But what's the surprise? 338 00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:34,086 Perfect, that sparkling jet looks like a sun-ray, Maria! 339 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:38,883 You dirty devils, can't I even pee in peace? 340 00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:43,304 Good heavens, you guys. 341 00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:45,598 Okay. Okay! 342 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,643 Go on, you're better than Sandrelli in "the Key". 343 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:53,606 You've been a big influence, maestro. 344 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,449 You can only do a scene like this in one take! 345 00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:06,410 Don't talk nonsense, put your heart into it. 346 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:10,039 Get into the part. 347 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:27,807 Come on, Renata. You enter the frame too! 348 00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:34,939 Freeze it on her face. 349 00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:36,941 I finally see her face. 350 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,652 - What do you think? - Attractive. 351 00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:41,987 She looks a bit of a slut to me. 352 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:45,199 What? She's got a natural face. 353 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,327 Just what I expected. Go on. 354 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:53,249 Wow, did you know you're great? Really talented. 355 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:58,546 Action, Renata. Help my wife take her panties off. 356 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:09,765 How nice! 357 00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:18,566 That's good, but now you strip off too. 358 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:23,529 - What are you waiting for? - Get them off. 359 00:39:31,996 --> 00:39:34,373 You're so hairy! Down below too? 360 00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:35,707 What a nosy Parker... 361 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,377 Let's see, take off her trousers. 362 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,095 It's chilly! 363 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,223 But it's hot here! 364 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,767 Great, two nymphs. 365 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:57,354 Come on, hug each other. Great! 366 00:39:57,688 --> 00:40:01,108 Now caress each other... that's fine. 367 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,235 Very well. Just like that. 368 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:09,533 Wonderful! Kiss. Come one, like you mean it. 369 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,205 - Wait, a satyr is spying on you. - Quick, run for it. 370 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,922 After a while, even our video fun and games got boring. 371 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:08,008 We started, through contact ads and specialized magazines, 372 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:12,179 to exchange videos with other couples 373 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:16,183 who liked watching and being watched. 374 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:21,188 We got in touch with Mario and Maria, who described themselves as "videophiles". 375 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:25,025 They proposed that we film each other reciprocally. 376 00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:28,237 It was an enticing prospect, but we laid down some ground rules: 377 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,615 oral and manual games allowed, but no penetration. 378 00:41:31,949 --> 00:41:34,910 This video is the result of our encounter, 379 00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:38,038 and it's the surprise that I mentioned in the letter. 380 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:30,632 - Mario! What are you doing? - Being a satyr, right? 381 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:43,854 But didn't we say "no penetration"? 382 00:42:44,188 --> 00:42:49,151 That was just for the video. Come on, Piero, do it with me. 383 00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:52,821 Let's move from fiction into reality! 384 00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,992 From then on, we continued exchanging videos 385 00:42:57,326 --> 00:43:00,006 and my relationship with Piero got right back on track. I'm sure you 386 00:43:00,329 --> 00:43:04,041 realize the initial rules are no longer in force. I hope you liked it, so when 387 00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:07,920 you make your next film you'll remember me. 388 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:12,508 The idea of 100,000 or a million spectators seeing me, 389 00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:15,636 literally sends me into raptures. 390 00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:30,651 So what do you think? 391 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:49,253 Will you give me your opinion? 392 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,092 Interesting. 393 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:57,177 It made my inspiration rise. 394 00:43:57,511 --> 00:44:00,681 - Really? - The inspiration between my legs! 395 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:04,226 Okay, I get it... 396 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,443 I'm going. Look how late it is. 397 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:24,454 My boyfriend's waiting outside, he came to pick me up. 398 00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:44,016 "Bye-bye", maestro. 399 00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:46,852 "Bye-bye". 400 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,577 Sorry I'm late! 401 00:45:03,911 --> 00:45:05,370 What happened? 402 00:45:05,913 --> 00:45:07,706 I stopped off at the P.O. Box 403 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:37,819 My name's Rosella and I've seen some of your films. 404 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:41,782 Never at the cinema, only on video because Gianni, 405 00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:44,785 my husband, brings them home for us to watch. 406 00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:48,830 I'm 33 and I think I'm quite an ordinary woman, 407 00:45:49,164 --> 00:45:53,335 far removed from the ladies of easy virtue that populate your films. 408 00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:56,797 But a few evenings ago, something so odd occurred 409 00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:01,051 that I couldn't believe it happened to me. 410 00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:04,805 That's why I'm writing. I was furious with my husband, 411 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,075 because he called to say he had to work late at the clinic 412 00:46:07,099 --> 00:46:09,851 and that we couldn't go out to dinner as planned. 413 00:46:10,185 --> 00:46:12,980 You know I was expecting to go out! 414 00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:15,649 The kids are at mom's and we've nothing for dinner! 415 00:46:15,983 --> 00:46:17,985 You could have called me earlier. 416 00:46:18,318 --> 00:46:21,947 Sorry, it is not my fault. We'll go out another night. 417 00:46:22,281 --> 00:46:25,033 - I'm tired, too. - It's always the same! 418 00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:27,703 You put everyone before your wife! 419 00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:30,580 You know that's not true and I apologized. 420 00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:33,667 You're an expert at that and always dupe me. 421 00:46:34,001 --> 00:46:35,081 You only think of yourself. 422 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:39,631 Everything revolves around you and your plans. 423 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:44,136 The others don't count, they have to make do. 424 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,349 Anyway, I'm just a housewife for you and a maid! 425 00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:49,266 Cut it out! I've been examining patients all day. 426 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,644 I'm tired and you're making a mountain out of a molehill! 427 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:56,857 Stop being hysterical. Besides, you know I can't talk here. 428 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:59,568 Talk to me at home. When you have calmed down. 429 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:02,821 Hysterical? Who? 430 00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,700 Hello? Hello! 431 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,538 I was out of my mind with rage. 432 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:14,458 When my husband behaves like that, I see red. 433 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,710 I lose control, there's no reasoning with me. 434 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,675 I was sure it was Gianni, but I didn't want to 435 00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:26,803 talk or listen to him. 436 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:33,435 Darling, I have to tell you something. My dick's hard. 437 00:47:36,772 --> 00:47:39,024 Can you hear me, dear? 438 00:47:39,358 --> 00:47:42,027 I was thinking about you and it got hard. 439 00:47:44,613 --> 00:47:47,282 - Lucky you. - But you're not Teresa! 440 00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:51,411 - No, I'm Rosella -Damn it! 441 00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:54,331 But it's still hard. 442 00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:56,083 What can I do about that? 443 00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:59,753 - Give me a hand. - Don't be so forward. 444 00:48:00,087 --> 00:48:02,881 You're right, I was still thinking about Teresa. 445 00:48:03,757 --> 00:48:06,134 I told you, I am Rosella! 446 00:48:06,468 --> 00:48:09,179 That's fine by me, but please give me a hand. 447 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:13,141 How? I don't understand. 448 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:15,227 A hand, your hand! 449 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,231 To come, I have to pretend my hand is your hand. 450 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:22,025 - You're nuts! - Don't hang up, please! 451 00:48:22,359 --> 00:48:26,613 I couldn't break away from that voice. 452 00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:29,574 It's sensual timbre stopped me. 453 00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:32,468 It oozed passion, desire, lust... Sensations that I'd never felt. 454 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,454 - Are you still there? - Yes. 455 00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:39,000 - Are you alone? - Well, at the moment. 456 00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:41,169 Boyfriend or husband? 457 00:48:41,503 --> 00:48:46,675 - An oaf. But he's out just now. - So we can take advantage. 458 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:52,639 Touch yourself and pretend that it's me caressing you. 459 00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:57,561 Satisfying that stranger came quite naturally. 460 00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:00,897 He wasn't there, he couldn't see me, he didn't know. 461 00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:03,900 Are you doing it, Rosella? 462 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:08,113 - Yes. - Good! 463 00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:11,533 Tell me where you're touching yourself! 464 00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:13,994 My breast, under my blouse. 465 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:16,538 - On top of my bra. - Take it off! 466 00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:22,544 Wet your finger with saliva and 467 00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,715 run it over your nipples. 468 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:34,181 It's my hand touching you. 469 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:36,475 - Tell me, if you like it. - Yes, I like it. 470 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:38,810 Good, keep it up. 471 00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:43,482 Think about your hand touching my big hard pecker! 472 00:49:47,444 --> 00:49:48,778 Idiot! 473 00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:55,869 Rosella, darling, let me feel how wet you are. 474 00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:03,126 Touch yourself, it's my finger inside your panties. 475 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:08,006 Pushing into your hot, bushy little nest. 476 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,343 I'm stroking the lips, they're swollen with desire 477 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,554 and wet with your bitter sweet juices. 478 00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:38,578 Can you feel me growing in your hand? 479 00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:41,373 Bigger, even more swollen, harder! 480 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,668 Can you feel how it throbs with desire, darling? 481 00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:52,008 Answer me, tell me you feel it! 482 00:50:52,342 --> 00:50:55,720 Yes, I can feel it. I can feel it! 483 00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:57,973 Careful! Slowly... 484 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,476 I can't hold it back! 485 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:05,105 No! You take it easy too... 486 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,568 Your finger is so powerful. 487 00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:12,112 You're driving me crazy. 488 00:51:22,998 --> 00:51:25,542 Yes, keep going, put it inside me. 489 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,169 I want you inside me. Take me, I beg you! 490 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,633 Don't stop. Quicker, deeper. 491 00:51:33,967 --> 00:51:35,385 Harder! 492 00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,264 Take me, bang me, up to the hilt! 493 00:51:39,598 --> 00:51:42,475 Like that, come on... 494 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,769 Yes, like that! 495 00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:47,480 Touch my testicles, stroke my balls. 496 00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:49,858 Fantastic! Yes, lower down! 497 00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:52,527 Little slut, you like teasing me! 498 00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:55,780 Now I'm going to wet my finger and stick it in your ass. 499 00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:58,867 Yes, do it darling! 500 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,787 Yes... give me a hand, please! 501 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:05,665 It's so tight. 502 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:09,961 - Does your husband split it open? - Never! 503 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,630 You're right to get angry. 504 00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:15,550 He's a real oaf. Yes, a lousy oaf. 505 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:17,636 Put it inside me, take me from behind. 506 00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:21,056 Bang me, hammer my ass! 507 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,184 Put it all the way in, come on! 508 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:28,897 I'll masturbate you from the front 509 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,107 and enter you from behind! 510 00:52:31,441 --> 00:52:33,001 No one's ever done that, tell me. Go on! 511 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,944 - Tell me! - No one apart from you 512 00:52:35,278 --> 00:52:37,656 has ever given me so much pleasure! 513 00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:39,240 You're mine! 514 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,951 Can you feel me, darling? 515 00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:45,622 What is going on? What do I hear? Ahh! 516 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:49,621 Respectable Rosella, who only watches my films because her husband makes her. 517 00:52:49,918 --> 00:52:52,253 Well done, you've got a future as 518 00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:55,090 a chat line operator. 519 00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:58,343 The more they act like saints, the dirtier they are. 520 00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:02,055 When do you watch my films? 521 00:53:02,514 --> 00:53:05,225 When my boyfriend makes me, obviously. 522 00:53:08,561 --> 00:53:11,690 This is from Foggia, it's from a man. 523 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,401 No men, bin it! 524 00:53:14,734 --> 00:53:15,734 Shame. 525 00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:18,988 This is one then. It's from a woman in Turin. 526 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,623 Dear Brass, I'm a fan of yours and want to tell 527 00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:32,377 you something you may find interesting. My name's Francesca, I'm 28. 528 00:53:32,711 --> 00:53:35,505 I've been married to Paolo for 3 years, he's 7 years older. 529 00:53:35,839 --> 00:53:38,216 It all started as a game... 530 00:53:38,550 --> 00:53:41,052 One night, when we were making love, he whispered: 531 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:44,180 "Darling, would you like to do it with someone else?" 532 00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:49,519 I was indignant, but I felt my blood stirring deep inside. 533 00:53:49,853 --> 00:53:55,567 The idea of cheating had unleashed a strange excitement. 534 00:55:14,062 --> 00:55:16,397 I've never seen you like this. 535 00:55:17,065 --> 00:55:18,733 Leave me alone. 536 00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:24,572 - What were you thinking about? - Stop it, Paolo! 537 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,535 No one. It was your fantasy, 538 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,995 not one of my wishes. 539 00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:16,457 But after that, fantasizing wasn't enough. 540 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:21,004 So to feel that excitement that had doubled my pleasure, 541 00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:24,841 I accepted, a little sulkily, to accompany him to a place 542 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:28,469 where, in his words, we'd spend a "different" evening. 543 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:32,056 What panties are you wearing? 544 00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,393 The ones I bought in Paris. 545 00:56:37,979 --> 00:56:39,606 They look great. 546 00:56:40,315 --> 00:56:42,567 I put them on as a favour to you. 547 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:47,780 You insisted that I look sexy 548 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,617 but I'm not going to do anything! 549 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:54,787 Nobody is going to force you. 550 00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:58,666 Where we're going, everyone can do as they please. 551 00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,138 You're soaking! 552 00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:19,437 It was true, my body gave me away. 553 00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:23,316 I claimed to be repelled by the experience my husband wanted 554 00:57:23,650 --> 00:57:28,112 me to undergo, but actually, I felt drawn to it like flies to honey. 555 00:57:29,656 --> 00:57:31,532 Paolo took me to a Villa 556 00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:34,327 where wife swapping parties were held. 557 00:57:53,388 --> 00:57:54,931 - Who is it? - Roberto. 558 00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:56,683 Oscar sent me. 559 00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,237 Here we are. 560 00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:30,091 - Coming? - Wait a second. 561 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:57,660 - Good evening. Welcome. - Good evening. 562 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,958 If you'd like to leave something in the cloakroom... 563 00:59:06,294 --> 00:59:08,463 Maybe you won't need your purse. 564 00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:24,270 Do you know this place? 565 00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:26,606 No, but others of it's type. 566 00:59:26,939 --> 00:59:29,025 So, you know that you only pay for drinks. 567 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:30,485 Come this way. 568 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,266 What can I get you? 569 01:00:02,892 --> 01:00:05,269 - What are you having? - Nothing. 570 01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:08,147 You have to have something. 571 01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:13,528 - A straight whiskey. - Whiskey and coke for me. 572 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:38,010 - Here you are. - Thanks. 573 01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:41,323 Take it. 574 01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:48,873 Let's go and sit down. 575 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:17,193 No use hiding. 576 01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:24,617 Or drinking too much. 577 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,919 Let's act like we're at home. 578 01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:38,172 Stop, what are you doing? 579 01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:41,467 The same as everyone else. 580 01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:43,344 Come on, relax. 581 01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:48,266 - And open my flies. - Are you nuts? I'm embarrassed. 582 01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:50,559 Don't lie. 583 01:02:51,644 --> 01:02:53,479 I know you like it. 584 01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:02,697 Just feel how wet you are. 585 01:03:47,116 --> 01:03:48,826 Let yourself go, Francesca. 586 01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:51,829 It's a good opportunity for some fun and games. 587 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:30,159 Don't be scared, darling. I'm here. 588 01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:08,781 Shall we go through there? 589 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:19,708 Get up, Francesca. We're going to the other room. 590 01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:40,808 It was as if I was seeing myself in a mirror. 591 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:44,061 Outwardly shy and prudish, but actually the biggest slut of all. 592 01:07:58,284 --> 01:08:02,413 Seeing Paolo take another woman made me mad with jealousy, 593 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:06,000 but that only increased the intense pleasure. 594 01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:10,504 Yes, Paolo, I'm coming! 595 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,756 Me too, darling, me too! 596 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,967 I'm coming. 597 01:08:29,481 --> 01:08:30,482 And she was against it. 598 01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:33,110 - Have you ever been? - Where? 599 01:08:33,444 --> 01:08:36,071 To a swingers' club? 600 01:08:37,615 --> 01:08:39,283 Of course. 601 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:40,909 In France and in Italy. 602 01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:42,578 I'd never go. 603 01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:46,624 I don't doubt it. You're too naive 604 01:08:46,957 --> 01:08:48,459 and too jealous. 605 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,045 Like anyone who's really in love. 606 01:08:51,587 --> 01:08:53,756 - Is your boyfriend like that too? - Like anything! 607 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,134 - Even if he bottles it up. - He's right. 608 01:08:57,468 --> 01:09:00,220 - To bottle it up? - To be jealous! 609 01:09:02,556 --> 01:09:04,266 Just listen to this... 610 01:09:07,019 --> 01:09:10,689 "Dear Tinto, I'm Veronica. I'm 45 and 611 01:09:11,023 --> 01:09:14,693 my husband's an architect. We have two lovely children. 612 01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:17,696 Our married life is positive on all fronts 613 01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:20,407 including the ones that would interest you. 614 01:09:22,368 --> 01:09:24,286 But as usual, there's a "but. 615 01:09:24,787 --> 01:09:28,332 When I go out to do my daily errands, 616 01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:30,626 I get on a tram that's very crowded and if you'll 617 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:34,296 excuse my bluntness, I let men grope my ass. 618 01:09:37,508 --> 01:09:39,968 It turns me on, but when I feel that whoever's groping 619 01:09:40,302 --> 01:09:43,430 me gets excited, I cut things short." 620 01:09:43,764 --> 01:09:48,185 - The slut! Does she give the tram number? - No. 621 01:09:48,769 --> 01:09:49,978 Shame. 622 01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:53,190 Stop it! 623 01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:55,275 Read this one. 624 01:09:56,985 --> 01:09:59,905 Hurry up. I can't stay late this evening. 625 01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:02,241 My boyfriend's picking me up. 626 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:16,213 Dear Mr. Brass, this letter is neither a pathetic outburst 627 01:10:16,547 --> 01:10:19,758 or a justification. It's just an account of how 628 01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:24,054 bitter disappointment can lead to unexpected satisfaction. 629 01:10:24,471 --> 01:10:28,684 My name's Ivana, I'm 33 and I've been faithful to 630 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,730 Filippo all our married life. Even if his gambling is a constant 631 01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:36,859 cause of argument because he comes home late and very tense. 632 01:10:37,693 --> 01:10:41,655 Up until a moth ago I'd never have cheated on him, but... 633 01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:08,849 unable to sleep, I waited for him to come home. 634 01:11:09,308 --> 01:11:12,728 Time passed. One, two, three... 635 01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:15,898 Anger was replaced by the worry 636 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:18,275 that something could have happened to him. 637 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:46,136 Telecom Italia, free message. The person you have called is not available. 638 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,171 Filippo? 639 01:12:23,257 --> 01:12:24,550 Is that you? 640 01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:43,068 You've been drinking too. 641 01:12:47,322 --> 01:12:50,117 You can't even vomit. 642 01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:56,039 Want me to stick a finger down your throat? 643 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,756 I've lost everything. 644 01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:16,685 Who fleeced you this time? 645 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,897 The Deaf man... 646 01:13:22,024 --> 01:13:23,317 and the Blond. 647 01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:25,193 You said you'd stopped gambling. 648 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,404 But I gambled, okay? 649 01:13:27,738 --> 01:13:29,531 Okay. 650 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:32,367 It's not the end of the world. 651 01:13:35,621 --> 01:13:37,331 How much did you lose? 652 01:13:41,043 --> 01:13:42,043 Everything. 653 01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:44,254 Everything! 654 01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:46,131 Everything! 655 01:13:46,757 --> 01:13:48,634 Everything! 656 01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,067 I've nothing left. 657 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,985 Just your wife. 658 01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:09,738 She's a beautiful woman. 659 01:14:10,072 --> 01:14:11,490 Give her up for a night. 660 01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:13,992 And we'll write off the ten million you owe us. 661 01:14:16,244 --> 01:14:19,748 - Your wife's a valuable woman. - And lucky. 662 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:32,760 Yes. 663 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,765 I lost you. 664 01:14:43,271 --> 01:14:45,357 You're really drunk. 665 01:14:52,698 --> 01:14:54,116 Come on. 666 01:14:55,784 --> 01:14:58,996 Come on. Let's go to bed. 667 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,333 Look, it's true! 668 01:15:04,418 --> 01:15:07,045 I gambled you and I lost. 669 01:15:07,462 --> 01:15:10,340 What the hell do you mean? Are you nuts? 670 01:15:13,010 --> 01:15:15,470 They've given me 10 days. 671 01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,348 They're expecting you, I promised. 672 01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:20,392 They're expecting me? 673 01:15:21,393 --> 01:15:23,145 You said they are expecting me? 674 01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:26,481 You said they are expecting me? 675 01:15:26,815 --> 01:15:29,526 Who the fuck do you think you are? 676 01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:32,946 You shitty, disgusting, cowardly, cheating bastard! 677 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:36,366 They can wait forever. You and your pals had better 678 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,660 get that into your heads! Actually, up your asses. 679 01:15:38,827 --> 01:15:41,496 They're mad, capable of anything. 680 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:49,254 Tough shit, settle this yourself. It's your problem not mine. 681 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,466 You and your fucking gambling! 682 01:16:06,897 --> 01:16:10,776 It could have been because I really love Filippo, 683 01:16:11,109 --> 01:16:13,445 or that I took perverse pleasure in seeing him depend on me 684 01:16:13,779 --> 01:16:16,782 but three days later I decided to go 685 01:16:17,115 --> 01:16:20,911 and honor my husband's enormous gambling debt. 686 01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:23,830 And I must admit, those two, 687 01:16:24,164 --> 01:16:28,752 the Blond and the Deaf man... why was I so valuable to them? 688 01:17:04,371 --> 01:17:05,914 Help me. 689 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:37,904 Pass me my dress. 690 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,424 Am I beautiful? 691 01:18:07,851 --> 01:18:09,144 Think they'll like me? 692 01:18:17,611 --> 01:18:21,448 - Answer me. Will they like me? - Yes. 693 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:57,794 Telecom Italia, free message. The person you have called... 694 01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,023 Ivana? 695 01:20:19,107 --> 01:20:20,525 Is that you Ivana? 696 01:20:57,771 --> 01:20:59,689 Help me! 697 01:21:44,234 --> 01:21:45,652 Raise your legs. 698 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:04,504 And your panties? 699 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,257 Your bra? 700 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,973 Gambled... 701 01:22:15,306 --> 01:22:17,892 and lost! 702 01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:04,647 Help me, please. 703 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:16,659 Your pals... 704 01:23:20,455 --> 01:23:22,332 The Blond... 705 01:23:25,877 --> 01:23:27,754 and the Deaf man... 706 01:23:34,302 --> 01:23:35,302 Is that enough? 707 01:23:35,512 --> 01:23:36,846 No, it was a big debt. 708 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:40,016 - You're beautiful. In front... - And behind. 709 01:23:47,607 --> 01:23:49,275 Here is the soap. 710 01:23:50,235 --> 01:23:54,656 Yes, exactly! I wanted to tell you this too: 711 01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:57,867 The Deaf man, the Blond... 712 01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:01,788 they did it with soap! 713 01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:27,814 Come on. 714 01:24:40,034 --> 01:24:41,619 - Filippo... - Darling! 715 01:24:43,538 --> 01:24:45,582 When will you go back to gambling? 716 01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:52,338 Poor Filippo, he lost at gambling and he lost his wife too. 717 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:57,635 You really think so? I think he's actually got her back. 718 01:24:58,011 --> 01:24:59,691 You can't, the maestro's not seeing anyone! 719 01:24:59,971 --> 01:25:01,889 But he told me to drop by this evening! 720 01:25:02,599 --> 01:25:04,183 Go and see what's happening. 721 01:25:06,603 --> 01:25:07,603 Get off me! 722 01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:11,149 Maestro, I've got something special for you and he won't let me in. 723 01:25:11,482 --> 01:25:14,277 - Nothing doing. I'm leaving. - Out! 724 01:25:14,611 --> 01:25:17,196 Just a second, it's something exceptional! 725 01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:21,159 Come in, Gabri. Let the maestro see you. 726 01:25:23,244 --> 01:25:25,455 - What is it? - Can't you see? 727 01:25:25,788 --> 01:25:27,790 I just see a pain in the neck. Actually, two. 728 01:25:28,124 --> 01:25:30,460 Take a good look. Isn't she lovely? 729 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:33,880 Let the maestro see you, Gabri. 730 01:25:39,677 --> 01:25:43,348 - Congratulations! - Doesn't she deserve an audition? 731 01:25:44,515 --> 01:25:46,225 Yes... I don't know. Maybe. 732 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:49,479 She definitely deserves the "coin test". 733 01:25:52,273 --> 01:25:54,901 Show me how you move. Pick it up. 734 01:26:01,449 --> 01:26:02,784 Like this? 735 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:12,043 Or like this? 736 01:26:19,634 --> 01:26:23,304 Well done, you'll go far. Take it from the one who knows. 737 01:26:23,638 --> 01:26:26,599 - Thank you. - Will you hire her? 738 01:26:27,517 --> 01:26:30,645 Maybe, we'll see. 739 01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:33,439 Do you feel more inclined towards 740 01:26:33,773 --> 01:26:35,733 comedy or drama? 741 01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:38,653 The erotic, maestro. 742 01:26:42,949 --> 01:26:48,413 Get dressed. You've definitely got a shining future behind you. 743 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:52,250 - As an actress? - Much more. As everything! 744 01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:54,794 Leave a photo with my secretary. 745 01:26:55,128 --> 01:26:56,963 - Thank you, maestro. - Thanks. 746 01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:59,549 We will keep a picture of yourself. 747 01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:01,676 - Thanks, maestro! - Thanks. 748 01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:06,472 I said Gabri was exceptional. Thanks to you, too. 749 01:27:06,806 --> 01:27:10,309 I'll give this to you. Put it where it'll be seen, please. 750 01:27:14,105 --> 01:27:17,108 - File A? - How did you guess? 751 01:27:28,661 --> 01:27:29,871 What are you doing tonight? 752 01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:31,205 As I said. 753 01:27:31,539 --> 01:27:33,833 Seeing a film with my boyfriend. 754 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:35,835 Is he waiting for you outside? 755 01:27:36,169 --> 01:27:37,712 Of course. Why? 756 01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:42,884 Because I'm not letting you go if you don't tell me something about yourself. 757 01:27:44,135 --> 01:27:45,678 What? 758 01:27:46,012 --> 01:27:48,412 Anything. Like the others. A nice little letter, for example. 759 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:51,350 - I've got nothing to tell. - Impossible! 760 01:27:51,684 --> 01:27:54,729 Well, nothing real. At most, just in my dreams. 761 01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:58,691 You think that's nothing? Dreams are part of reality. 762 01:27:59,025 --> 01:28:00,860 They're the only true reality. 763 01:28:02,236 --> 01:28:03,556 - But I'm going straight after... 764 01:28:03,863 --> 01:28:06,240 After, you can go wherever. 765 01:28:06,991 --> 01:28:11,579 I had a dream about my boyfriend taking me to a shoe store, 766 01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:15,082 but if I tell you about it, will you let me star in it? 767 01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:18,294 Of course, if you deserve to... 768 01:28:18,795 --> 01:28:23,758 It was the most wonderful shoe store I'd ever seen... 769 01:28:26,093 --> 01:28:27,929 There were no customers, 770 01:28:28,471 --> 01:28:31,390 just a few female mannequins, a black assistant 771 01:28:31,724 --> 01:28:33,851 and the owner, who had his back to me. 772 01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,396 I'd like some tangerine boots. 773 01:28:38,856 --> 01:28:42,109 I was amazed to see that you were the owner. 774 01:28:44,695 --> 01:28:46,697 Welcome, at long last. 775 01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:48,783 I was expecting you. 776 01:28:49,116 --> 01:28:51,202 - Go. - Yes, master. 777 01:30:54,283 --> 01:30:56,953 Lucia! What are you doing? 778 01:30:57,286 --> 01:31:00,998 Can't you see? I'm with Tinto Brass! 779 01:31:01,332 --> 01:31:03,209 The director!